Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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DefHamster 0
WTF is this move out crap? I'm 20 and in college, when the semester is over I go back home too. Most college students can't afford to study, pay tuition, and live on their own Maybe he/she isn't in college, I don't know, but still, not everyone can just pick up and move out.
NinjaNath 0
I think this is BS if he is paying to live there, then he should just take the tickets back and tell his mother to stop controlling him OR, if he isnt paying board//rent whatever he needs to move out(then his mother cant play the "live in my house, live by my rules" card its his own ******* fault, he can afford concert tickets but he cant afford to rent his own place? this is bullshit!!!!!
NinjaNath 0
I think this is BS if he is paying to live there, then he should just take the tickets back and tell his mother to stop controlling him OR, if he isnt paying board//rent whatever he needs to move out(then his mother cant play the "live in my house, live by my rules" card its his own ******* fault, he can afford concert tickets(i know some gigs aint much but still) but he cant afford to rent his own place? this is bullshit!!!!! and btw, your mother has no right to judge whats appropriate in the first place, your own fault for not letting your parents know your not a little bitch anymore!
SpandexMan 0
What band?
littlemuffet 0
#44 (and apparently 45) if you know a place to rent for the price of a concert ticket let me know, yeah? Thanks!
kellster 2
Wow, that's not cool. That's actually called theft. They weren't her property, and you're a legal adult. She has no right trying to censor your activities - or your property!
Nemo89 0
OMG thats something my mom would do! She made this huge deal about going to concerts in general, I;m just like I'm 20... 2-0... TWENTY... I just kept saying that over and over until she said... ask your dad lol. I know how you feel...
NinjaNath 0
#47 (i know some gigs aint much but still) The fact is..if his life living with parents is so much FML then why dont he NOT buy tickets and start saving to live on himself? i didnt even say he could rent on that price alone you ******* douche!
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
@49 or, you could just go to concerts and not care what your mom thinks. You're a grown man/woman - act like it.
michellefleeger 0
Maybe she doesn't want you going to Miley Cyrus concerts to pick up 13 year olds