Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
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BlueEyesBlondeHa 0
My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)
maiden_girl 5
Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...
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Comments (58)
fretforyerlatte 0
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
sankyu16 0
u forgot to put ",Larry"
24788 7
You got ****** over randomly and it sucks.
fatalkiss 0
thanks for the explanation (:
AnneFTW 17
Maybe it was a crazy Hannah Montana fan? They are very crazy XD Have you ever said anything bad about the show? LMAO
ny1996 0
dont **** with hannah biatch!
ny1996 0
dont **** with hannah biatch!
Hazza_69 1
wow wtf...l0l who tha hell ;o
Lizzi_fml 10
LMAO #18
AshtrayHeart_fml 0
#18 literally KILLED me. :')
killrranged 0
Wow that stinks. Fyl. Maybe it's karma getting back at you?
BurningRamb0 0
#18 very true I'm still luaghing