YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ant_hater
United States
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
moorox45
United States
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
ewicsmelly
United States
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Top comments
Horde 8
You were lucky. They could have been Alliance ants, and ganked your feet all day [/nerd]
atomicJ 0
They had it all planned out
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Comments (74)
Jimboom 12
You are obviously a very nice, sweet lady. Either that or the ants have got a taste for your dead skin.... watch out, they may move to live skin if you are not careful.
marlie_x 8
hey it's better than ants in your pants so don't complain
TheRealLori 0
When's the last time you washed them?
yuggi1 11
Oh no! I hate ants, they are a pest. Anyways, OP does your sweat smell like bacon? Your socks must've been near or encrusted with some type of food. Ugh, I just remember that TV news about that girl in Egypt that has ants crawling out of her eyes. :[
epic13 12
I bet they were Jewish ants.
sammyfon7 0
prolly happens a lot over there
AARONPSP 0
might be time to do a little cleaning. just saying you know unless you like ants crawling in your laundry.
momo1972 3
how many is in a horde?
atomheartm_fml 0
A Division is 400 ants, including 50 artillery and about 100 cavalry ants and all the supply wagons needed. 5 divisions form a Panther, each Panther has a number and a nickname, making each panther recognizable worldwide. 10 panthers form a horde. An army, per say.
Doortje 30
I hope they were red ants.
starr_muffin 0
they were having a family reunion......on your sock!