YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ant_hater
United States
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Jules
Germany
New neighbors
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
moorox45
United States
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
ewicsmelly
United States
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Top comments
Horde 8
You were lucky. They could have been Alliance ants, and ganked your feet all day [/nerd]
atomicJ 0
They had it all planned out
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Comments (74)
3alawyel7elwa 4
Wow, some people are very sick. Please, before judging something/someone, make sure you know what you're saying. Most of you haven't even UAE before, but are just assuming. I come from the UAE and have lived here my whole life, but have never in my life faced such a thing. I agree, it was originally a desert so we do have many ants and other insects, and they might sneak into your house sometimes, but come on, we're in 2011, and pesticides (along with other solutions) do, thankfully, exist. If OP cared enough and was clean enough, she would have done something before they made it to her socks! So again, please don't start judging if you know nothing. (:
drezman 0
at least it wasnt a plethora of ants
CassieBoo143 12
how did they get there exactly ?
CoolStoryBrahhx 0
You realize now that your actually supposed to wash your socks?
Cookiegirl222 0
Does your foot stink or something?
Chixken 6
You got prank'd!!!!
EmporiaSonera 5
This must be a sign from Allah, ja inshallah you should not wear socks it is haraam.
wheeliegirl95 13
This would almost make sense, if you were a guy... ;) As is though, WTH?
Messeract 4
Don't store food In your socks!
Koizumiii 23
Something about the wording in this one just seems so funny to me