ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
jonnybones223
Best boy
Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
eyesightfail
United States
Cute
Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Facepalmum
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
tiredmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
orilykid
Richmond, United States
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Anonymous
Lahore, Pakistan
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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savy7093 9
What's his name?
Ranimal 12
Future serial killer!
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Today, my mom found my pet squirrel under my bed and threw it out. She won't let me have a dog. FML.
HomeAl0ne 20
Hey, who else here has gone to put their dead pet under your bed, and then realised that you'd have to move your hunting knife collection to your sock drawer, and that means moving the duct tape and rope to the bottom of your closet where it would get in the way of the bottom of the skin suit you made from the girl next door who supposedly ran away from her parents last summer? No one else? Just me then??
awardZu 0
I suggest replacing anything in that room that holds odors, or you'll never get rid of that smell... Oh, and get the kid to a shrink. What kind of kid keeps a dead squirrel under his bed for a week? A future serial killer!
khaya 9
hate to break it to you, but your son is probably a serial killer. FYL
nanotide 0
it's good to make friends early.
JennaMason 6
maybe it's your fault, OP. For not buying him a real pet.
varkey 7
well... sounds like a budding psycho... FYL
ChinaBabylove69 0
buy your son a puppy.
ChinaBabylove69 0
buy your son a puppy.
Jimminee 3
dead squirrels make such good pets too!