ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
jonnybones223
Best boy
Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
eyesightfail
United States
Cute
Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Facepalmum
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
tiredmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
orilykid
Richmond, United States
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Anonymous
Lahore, Pakistan
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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savy7093 9
What's his name?
Ranimal 12
Future serial killer!
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pepelapew 0
kids gonna be a Norman Bates/serial killer
jacob4848 4
As long as he feeds it zombie squirrel won't attack he is kinda doing you a favor.
annihil8or 15
I agree with #22 get him a cute puppy. I know u've seen that commercial where guys rent puppies & pick up chicks, probably works to some degree
Lalala1996 0
Why? He would just kill it too.
Lalala1996 0
He's the next Jeffery Dahmer.
jrockstar123 0
dude WTF
banana_buddy 6
LMAO WIN Ray William Johnson reference
ocdavenum41 0
I was about to say that lalala did u ever see the dahmer movie his dad lifted up the porch and found a bunch of dead animals also ur kids a little wack-job sry to say u must be a real good parent keep an eye on him or youll be under the bed for safe-keeping next time
baseballgirl25 6
u found a dead animal under ur kids bed. shouldn't u be doing something else rather than posting about on fml.
MissFukMyLuck 0
ah some logic! who gives a shit what the things name was?!? it's dead. it's under his bed. he wouldn't have kept it there if it wasn't somewhat fascinating to him. and that's odd....
sailorzoe 14
FAIL.
Zodaicz 4
...I don't even know what to say to this.