Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger.... - FML

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.

mishel 0

Friday 6 March 2009 14:40

#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.

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popcorncomics 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:05

Vegetarian or not, that would have been disgusting O.O

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:38

Vegetarians can burn in Hell

annierose13 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:55

Why do you care that someone is a vegetarian? it doesn't make them any less or more of a person. And it is our choice. I never thought I could be a vegetarian, and I too once thought they were insane, but here I am now, coming up on my 1 year anniversary.

TanyaKJC 9

Monday 25 July 2011 3:21

I agree. I've been vegetarian for 2 years, never thought I could do it and I watched shows like That's So Raven, I thought Chelsea was insane and weird

VelvetRain 6

Monday 25 July 2011 20:56

Apposed to meat eating murderers. Yeah, that will happen.

MrFunky 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Pixeh_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 2:47

your point two is ridiculous. the cows you speak of are bred for dairy and meat. less meat eaters = less demand = less cattle = less meat I know that's a lot of math, but I'm sure an /intelligent/ person like yourself can figure it out...

Theoriginalloser 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 18:24

Okay #29, ever heard of something called supply and demand? And, yeah that's disgusting, vegetarian or not.

chere3249 0

Friday 12 June 2009 19:27

Vegetarians rule

sun_babe 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:40

Do you have like no life or something?! RETARD.

awillowcabin 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:32

Who gives a shit if the OP's a vegetarian or not? Just because she's eating a veggie burger doesn't necessarily mean anything - some people just like veggie burgers because they think they're delicious. What's ****** up is there's a BONE in her burger; sweet Jesus that's horrible. FYL, definitely.

ashleylucky16 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:08

Amen.

corocoro 30

Wednesday 14 August 2013 12:56

The voice of reason in this mess of idiots. Well said.

v1knownaz_chris 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:24

tell you whats nice, a veggie pizza, mmmm hawt. but a chicken pizza is slightly nicer, just because i like chicken more than spicy veg

Anth194 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 20:13

I read spicy veg wrong

movies12 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:59

What's wrong with eating veggie burgers. I'm not a vegetarian but I love veggie burgers. Um... a bone in ur burger... that is gross... BIG TIME NASTY!!

hiphopapotamuz 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:57

YDI for eating a veggie burger

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