Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Urges
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Tasty treat
Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Top comments
muchlovezoe 0
you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.
mishel 0
#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.
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Comments (76)
wildboyzrule 7
How delightful
wildboyzrule 7
Don't forget turkey!! ah how I
naedangerdavey 0
YDI for being a vegetarian
MorrisJR 4
Omg! Idk be so pissed and feel like throwing up!!
notthatbad1 6
^ ahh i see what you did there ^ lol
kateheartswaffle 0
Maybe you should do your research. Vegan diets have been proven to be healthier. Dairy is PACKED with fat and has little calcium.
AEady15 3
Eww
blacky_2222 3
So was this a sandwich or a burger?
snowbal54 5
A burger is a type of sandwich
pexy_fml 16
vegetable grow bones nowadays