Anonymous
Urges
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
Klingon
Seattle, United States
Uh oh…
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Foufinator
France
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
anon
Myrtle Beach, United States
Motivation
Today, I felt motivated to eat healthier, so I bought a bunch of vegetables. When I got home, I ordered some Burger King, all because I didn’t want to "waste the vegetables by cooking them wrong." Now the veggies are inevitably going bad in the fridge while I wait for my delivery. FML
Aly
Ontario, United States
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
xXangelaXx
United States
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
Watchingmyfigure
Gainesville, United States
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
James
Australia
Food poisoning is back on the menu!
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Top comments
roguespartan113 15
I love animals but meat is too good to go vegan. I don’t blame you.
mccuish 25
You’re not meant to be a silly vegetarian
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Comments (6)
roguespartan113 15
I love animals but meat is too good to go vegan. I don’t blame you.
Plop 17
How exactly do you "accidentally" buy something? Did the chicken fingers sneak inside your cart and you only realized once you got home? If I were you, I wouldn't eat sentient chicken fingers....
Levi2411 41
This gives me sausage party vibes.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I love that movie!
Hangryko 32
"Chicken isn't vegan?"
mccuish 25
You’re not meant to be a silly vegetarian
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't know about anyone else, but when I buy food I notice that the packaging tells me what's inside.
DanielleinDC 34
What do you mean "accidentally"? Did you mean to buy the analogue and get the animal instead? If so, read freaking labels. If not, hello, there are analogues for most animal foods, including chicken fingers. YDI