veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Magaña.i.am
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Anonymous
Urges
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Anonymous
Benson, United States
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Toothy_Peg
Australia
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
empress gleskizor the third of glarkon
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Budapest, Hungary
Tasty treat
Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Foufinator
France
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Top comments
muchlovezoe 0
you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.
mishel 0
#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.
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Comments (76)
nintenDX 0
lol that's y I don't eat while reading these things and fyl
vollyball921 0
nice veggie burger? lol but tht sux.... but I wuddnt kno I've never eaten a veggie burger but FYL
skyttlz 32
I'm veg so tell me what meat has that you can't get from other foods
missvee98324 0
Did you notice that like 1/4 of the people who comment on this FML have pictures and 3/4 dont? o.O
Origami86 6
Does anyone here who is vegetarian happen to be a football fan ? I know for a fact that there are such people out there. If so, little did you know that 3000 cows are slaughtered every year to supply the NFL with their footballs ? Hmmmmm...hypocrisy much ?
Pixeh_fml 0
Learn to spell before you judge people.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
good taste.
TrevorSays 1
why complain? the person who made it probably wanted to hint that she was hot. he went a bit far by placing his bone in the food..
Anextase 0
33-hamburgers are made from cow. Making them cow burgers.
Venezia_fml 0
YDI for being vegetarian.