Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, as revenge for cheating on her, my now-ex girlfriend sent pictures of me at a Halloween party to my boss and the HR department. I'm in blackface. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Top comments
WeAreAHurricane 14
Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.
trixy12 5
What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.
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Comments (65)
WeAreAHurricane 14
Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.
Pwn17 25
Maybe he did something to piss her off? I don't know. It's more likely that she's just a shitty person.
Roskie 16
But she doesn't exactly benefit from this.
Maycontainnuts 17
Maybe she wanted to make him jealous - or just annoy him.
SkyGuy32 17
Unless the co-worker was telling the truth. O_o I'm going to go ahead and say that I don't actually think that OP did that, just in case anyone gets the wrong idea…
PenguinBitch 44
She's the one who has to watch her back.
mackdeezy 22
Wow, lots of crazy people insisting they have a fling with people they really dont with lately.
mackdeezy 22
What the hell does my package have anything to do with?
queerdragon 20
The FML about the girl who stalked the guy and convinced people they hooker up. I think she said Op had a small dick.
kozzard 17
it wasn't that we didn't understand you, it was that you directed your comment at #4 instead of the OP. our FML overlords gave us a button to reply to the fml and a button to reply with to user comments, and were kind enough to put them no where near each other.
trixy12 5
What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.
SaxophoneHero 12
I think the punch line is in the divorce papers.
desoto96 9
I don't get it either, but you don't bone someone else's spouse and not come terms with the possibility that you might get your ass handed to you.
Voij 16
Pretty sure she did that to somewhat "flirt" with you. Either that or she thinks you're so unattractive in every possible way that nobody could ever take that statement seriously.
DeeEss 9
You should confront her husband and tell him that his wife is PSYCHO! Who would joke about something like that? I'm positive there's a reason behind the whole thing...
andrew6p 19
Yeah, as if the husband's gonna believe that! Op is in for some nasty ass-whoopin!
Talooka 10
Hopefully OP knows some Jiu Jitsu or Muay Thai
RedPillSucks 33
or do a James Brown. "I may not know Karate, but I know Karazy!!!"
DooleyFTW 17
I'm just wondering if the reason he's afraid to go outside is it actually happened. It doesn't state in the FML that the cheating never took place
Mirorbo 27
Have you not seen the many FMLs where people have been assaulted or their property destroyed over an affair they had no part of? OP has plenty reason to be afraid, especially since they are specifically named to target.
CrissyyyS2 22
Crazy bitches these days. Fantasizing about other relationships when they're married.
MzZombicidal 36
To be fair, that's been happening since long before "these days."
FrankHotpants 31
Any marriage councilor can tell you that it's normal to do that. Just because you say the words "I do" doesn't automatically mean your mind shuts off any and all thoughts of other men/women. Acting on such behavior is a different story.
Huddisher 10
Tell me about it. My partner has feelings for his "only" friend.
Huddisher 10
And he acted upon it. Once they act on their feelings and get rejected by that person, if you decide to forgive them, you constantly wonder if they still love you or they're just using you to fill the void in their lonely heart. Feelings suck.
MzZombicidal 36
#40, while I'm very sorry that happened to you, having a constant worry in your relationship isn't healthy. You really shouldn't be with someone who makes you feel so insecure. Are you, perhaps, the one trying to fill a void in your heart?
MzZombicidal 36
So causing a ripple in her marriage is funny now? News to me. I hope you can have a talk with the husband over her stupidity, OP. That is, if it isn't true. If it is, FHisLife and YDI.
Mirorbo 27
What in the actual ****? That goes beyond just a morbid sense of humor!