Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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leopardwilliam 22
Had this happen to me. Not fun at all. Hope he's okay and don't feel too bad, you forgot. It happens occasionally
Redskin9999 19
Should have made your username "nut hunter." Really missed your chance there
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Comments (133)
Khaleesi_D 9
That's how my friend found out he was allergic to tree nuts, he tried nutella. Personally I try to memorize who in my life is allergic to what so I don't accidentally kill them, it works better than you'd think.
wakemeupplease 21
Wow a deadly kiss :D
tdawg91 17
Forgetting about allergies? I hope you never work as a chef or waitress
cryssycakesx3 23
you do know chefs answer waiters don't have to remember everyone's allergies, right?
vonvaski 18
Don't feel too bad. This happens to me, where I forget I'm allergic, and then eat Nutella. Thank god I don't have to stab myself in the leg.
IIEllieII 9
If u don't have an epipen with u when u eat or have the constant fear of having a reaction at a restaurant or if your accidentally forget what you are allergic to, you aren't actually allergic.
DoomedGemini 38
Might be a small allergy, not all allergies are severe.
Brandi_Faith 34
That's totally untrue & an idiotic thing to say 55. I have a lot of allergies. I'm allergic to raw potatoes for instance and breakout in hives everywhere. It doesn't affect my breathing and I'm certainly not going to die, but the bumps all over my body and itchiness that happens will tell you I am certainly allergic. Just because I'm not anaphylactic or not severe enough that I'm constantly in fear of having it, doesn't mean it's not an allergy or still a problem.
Speedy1979 13
It's ok you just made an honest mistake .
skye147 20
I hope he is okay!!!
abNormal62 23
Severe reaction Good thing he is straight or this could be a regular occurrence
VeganDarkLight 31
It doesn't say OPs gender though ;) And why would it be worse if they were gay?
abNormal62 23
Mouth frequently on nuts? Sex and die?
VeganDarkLight 31
Ahh, nuts! Sorry, I must have had a pretty stupid moment... I guess it's time for me to go to sleep^^
False_Stupidity 42
Thats a pretty severe allergy that even the merest hint of nuts just from your saliva sets it off. Glad he is ok though.
babysupermonkey 4
u should have remembered your bf is allergic and should have been more careful not to set off an allergic reaction -.-
Brandi_Faith 34
She may have just started dating him. This could be their 2nd date for all we know.
WipeHour 11
It's not love unless you have too stab him in the leg