Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
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F_ME 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!
AwkwardHomo 0
Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!
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that_one_guy 0
Go bang the hell outta Kina(#18)'s boyfriend's sisters. Then go chill with Matt in Auckland, bring some of the women with you and go get ****** up Cheers
dammn 0
shitttt , that suckss ! go have fun without her !
carlyycatt 0
aww, i would love for my boyfriend to do that! you must be amazing!
Mannerheim 0
Dude, I live in Michigan too. I'd consider myself lucky to be in New Zealand with a bitch-ass girl like that. Cause you can probably get away with killing her and dumping her body off a beautiful cliff. Take a bottle of wine and a bit of weed with you, finish your day of murdering bitches off with a nice intoxication. Then go back into the nearest town for sex, and of course more intoxication.
ohjoy15 33
I'm scared for the safety of any person who ever dates you... *throws holy water*
ThuNDeY 23
*Detroit*
huanita 0
you seem to be a nice guy, so **** her: now you're there, enjoy the trip... maybe it's going to be the time of your life...
Bibico_fml 0
The girls in N.Z. are really fun to hang with, and some of them have really nice voices, not like the Aussie girls. It's a beautiful country, so get yourself one of those campervans and hit the road and have fun. Stay at the pubs and you'll meet a bunch of people. When they give you lemons, make lemonade!
zachhh 0
lmfao at #35
yay_fml 0
YOU'RE IN NEW ZEALAND. THE GIRLS THERE ARE AMAZING. GET A KIWI CHICK AND HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
TheOrpheus 0
That freaking sucks!
KatieWagnerFab 0
have sex with her sister. or her hot kiwi friend