Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
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F_ME 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!
AwkwardHomo 0
Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!
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Comments (96)
sexycani 0
i love #35! i also live in michigan and would rather get broken up in the sweetest place on earth then back in michigan where the weather is ridic. get that bitch!
stupidLes 0
Dreamer... It all was in your head. You spent so much for a gf who dumped you by sms...Anyway have fun in NZ, if ur there for the first time.
bandgeek0809 0
Wow what a bitch
sammie2 0
How long had you been dating? So it was long enough to easily drop $1500 to follow her on her trip, but obviously not long enough so that she was able to breakup with you by text msg with no talk? I'm so confused by this mess.
MinorOED 0
Dude, I'm sorry--that's terrible. But, as everyone else has mentioned, make the most of your time in NZ, and don't worry about her. You'll find someone else, she'll be amazing, and this will just be a funny story you tell at parties. :)
musicalmandi16 0
date me i would never do that
holynemesis1208 3
go find a platypus.
cats4lyfe 25
platypuses are from Australia, you dumb ****.
jessywoo 0
Ouch. gotta say that sucks man.
christinedoo 0
hopefully you made the most of that trip anyway. this could really be a blessing in disguise. a message to guys AND girls: don't be a douchebag and break up over text. grow a pair and do it in person or at LEAST voice to voice.
proofofapyro 0
Come hang out with me, I live in Michigan =]