Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
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F_ME 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!
AwkwardHomo 0
Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!
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bawa_fml 0
MAK HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT U ROCK HER WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AcessDenied 0
Psh, to those saying he should try to get back with her, what the hell? She dumps him over a text message while in another fckin' country, yo, that's lower 'n low. I know it could be worse, but.. Why not a phone call? Or something? I mean, I know he spent all this money to surprise her, so she didn't know he was wasting 1.5k USD to get told to get lost 'n all, so you can't entirely blame her for that. The text phone? Yeah, I'd wail on her. But if you're in NZ, might as well have fun like everyone else has said. I'm not sayin' pick up a broad, cuz you'll have to go back to Michigan and be in the same boat all over again. Long distant relationships are some of the hardest to maintain, because half the time, one side isn't being faithful, or both sides aren't, it's hard to tell with the internet (LOLINTERWEBS) because no one takes it seriously. Then again. It's the internet. lol. Internet. ==; Anyway, I hope you get yourself a better girl CLOSER TO HOME. That way, if you surprise HER, you don't waste enough money to buy a Macintosh NoteBook.
Kilian205 5
banzaiiii
unicornbaby_fml 0
yeah michigan sucks
Savannahf 0
Make sure she knows what you did! I'm so sorry...we need more guys like you in the world.
emobabe31509 0
what part of Michigan?....but yea, im sorry that really sucks....
Blondie_044 0
Aww I'm sorry, you have no idea how many girls would die if a boy did that to them.. I WOULD!! Anyways.. I promise not all Michigan girls (if she was from here) are like that...
lifepwns 0
weak.
jsmith1199 4
bitch
Jabulls 0
Just gonna say, I live in Michigan too and no one has any money here let alone a job. So, you really get ****** on that. Honestly, did you sell your car or something?
skyraider17 0
lol I love how all the Michigan people are taking this opportunity to post. On a related note, I'm also from Michigan :P and all I can say is at least you flew to New Zealand. Yeah it was finally getting warmer towards the end of February, but it's still not that warm. Hope you made the best of the trip at least. I've flown out to surprise my girlfriend at her college before, but I talked to her roommate first to make sure she would be there and everything. Maybe you can get a sympathy refund from the airline? and suck it #70!