Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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shrey 12
Why would u have sex if his family is in the room next to you?
smackaroonial 20
Quality family entertainment!
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Comments (54)
pawelthink 14
Do them a favour, and wait till you see them having sex, any of them. Make them remember.
worldclassrager 41
Just do that alone...rule of thumb
leNada 17
I couldn't contain my laughter out here. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I know how you feel (been there in such a situation myself). However when you grow old and think back about what happened, you'd laugh about it. So cheer up!
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Omg...FYL the awkwardness...
TrustStolen 16
I moderated this ;D
demonfacee 14
Don't talk dirty when your boyfriend's family is in the house, silly. Maybe at least keep it down a notch?..
BocaAlban 3
You should have thought that maybe they could hear. Obviously they have heard it all
nikmiester 7
well....clearly, you need practise
DesignerVagina 4
Make them feel awkward for listening and go at it as loud as you can
lucasjames22 8
I will never understand having sex with family members in the next room. ydi