Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Well, that's pretty inconsiderate of her, bringing someone without asking. Hopefully she paid for her "friend".
peacheso 31
You didn't have to sit through that. You should have just left.
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Comments (99)
queerdragon 20
You need to be very clear to people that it is a date. I have had guys ask me to a movie and thought it was another friend outing. They then got really upset when they leaned in to kiss me afterwards and I was like "Whoa buddy." If she is a friend, or you have hung out before, she likely just thought it was a friend thing. Or she was using you. Either way, move on.
SSTRNK 6
I don't think you deserved it, but if I were you I would have just left. ****, who cares if you paid. I bet if you told the workers your scenario and said you were going to leave the movie, they'd gladly give you a free ticket so you can bring someone who won't treat you like shit.
Christina790 8
You should of just left. By the way, realize isn't spelt with a Z
ruby_fox3 2
Realize is the preferred spelling in American and Canadian English, and realise is preferred outside North America. How do so many people not know this...?
shane_109 8
That's the worst feeling being the 3rd wheel
icepick23 12
Was the friend another female?
kpc2424 13
Wow! That belongs under the FML sister website called: WTF?!? I'd of left both if their asses there and found something else to do...
cass99 11
Well how did you not no she had a girl/boyfriend?
avapaige1234 19
It is a girl's way of saying "I'm not interested, and I have a bf." But she should have just politely declined.
Cristian89 29
You should of made it clear that you wanted to go out on a date with her
Timber147 9
You should have left and told her to have a good time.