Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Well, that's pretty inconsiderate of her, bringing someone without asking. Hopefully she paid for her "friend".
peacheso 31
You didn't have to sit through that. You should have just left.
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Comments (99)
Snooyroxmyworld 5
You deserve better than that!
How_you_doin 10
Well Get in there boy!!! request a threesome! this seems like an obvious answer to me?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I hope you didn't pay for them. Your dignity should've never allowed you to go into the theater with them.
mjzgirl1995 6
You should have just left.
happyapy 16
What a ****.
shadow7x 10
Haha that sucks, should've been more forward, nice job
KingreX32 21
well screw her then.
whyamievenhere 11
A) When you ask a girl out, be very clear you mean on a date. If it sounds like regular friend hang out time, she will probably not think it's a date (unless she has a crush on you). B) When her "friend" showed up, you should have 1) asked why he was there and 2) clarified that you had been asking her on a date C) Why the **** did you still go when you realized she brought her boyfriend with her?
Kat7595 10
Ok, even if she didn't think it was a date that still was messed up. You should've just left.
ghil_fml 7
did they had a good time? lol