Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Top comments
dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
BethiiGeex 0
donchalovemilk, are you gonna post that on every fml? it makes me cringe :/
nerdsgetmehot 23
#58 What? Are you sure you meant to reply to my comment?
BethiiGeex 0
LOL, it's still funny though. :D
iRyan 0
doesn't sound like it'd hurt. nice camera angle. :)
BethiiGeex 0
np & cheers (:
BethiiGeex 0
:D
BethiiGeex 0
aw thanks I bet you're beautiful aswell (:
BethiiGeex 0
hmm would sexy do :s?
D460df4ther 0
what does fyl stand for???
vlovesp 0
**** Your Life
emo_Onsterr 0
190 is totalyy goreous!! :]
Survive2Die 0
no it's not really that. really the only healthy way to lose fat is cardio. anywhere from jump rope to running/ jogging. don't starve yourself and coffee isn't a good thing to have if your serious about it so stop being lazy. :)
sloving 2
Just to clarify. Studies have shown that weightlifting AND cardio are best to look better and kind if lose weight, along with a HEALTHY diet. Example: I bet you know plenty of people who run, use the jump rope, sit ups, and whatever other thing the average person does at the gym to stay in shape , but still have that pudge in the belly or flappy arms. Weightlifting will tone the body, while cardio might drop the weight. You might gain weight but you will look damn better. Just food for thought..
BethiiGeex 0
36 fyl = **** your life (;
popaii 0
**** your life
BeyondDespair 0
15 is a fail.
TheVariableX 0
I'm sure it's allissle
popaii 0
oops sory said it twice
mw2isbeast 0
or u just gained mussel
palmtrees 1
she gained shellfish? but she's not even including fish in her diet!
mayrachuu 0
haha win xD
fisheatsbear 6
Changing the food you eat don't help if you still eat lots and lots of it Try this, go on a diet of stuff you hate. like brussel sprouts :$