Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I got back to work from a 4 month hospital stay and I joked with my boss that after so long away, I’m not planning on being sick again for years. Two hours later, a coworker knocked me down the stairs. A dislocated hip and a broken femur requiring 4-6 weeks of recovery. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
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Top comments
jonny2x4 0
Why did it take six months?
xiambam 4
Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.
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Comments (64)
cerebellum_fml 0
Black day for you?
stuckonarock 0
and there went your paycheck fyl*
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If that's how you celebrate receiving a paycheck, imagine what you may do when you get engaged/married.
nancy_fancy 0
lol!!
randomAccount 0
yeah. you lost consciousness, and soon woke up in the hospital not giving a crap about general safety, and feeling good enough AND the obligation to write this. I am willing to accept that it is a good FML, but it makes no sense
MJWatson 0
randomAccount, what do you mean about "not giving a crap about general safety?" Is OP's saftey in danger if he posts an FML after passing out?
icanfloat12 0
awesome!
pattheaninal 9
Seems that you were excited during takeoff...
CarterColbie 4
Now that cash has to go to medical fees. FYL.
qwerty8788 4
cool! can I do that with you?
iliveinthesky_fml 0
I'm sorry lol but I couldn't help but laugh at this one lmfao