Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.
SpectSelf 0
just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (243)
mintcar 10
He gave you a compliment so technically he still fits the " nice kid" category. :P
Keyman1212 14
Mintcar, haven't seen you comment on FML in ages. Glad you're back.
Egnar 19
YDI - Obviously in Middle School or High School. You don't tell CRUSHES "how you feel". It's an unfair situation for anybody because you have all the time in the world to develop feeling for somebody who, even if they want to ask you out, has 0 time to develop the same kind of feelings. Once again, you don't 'tell them how you feel', instead, you ask if they're interested in hanging out, going to the mall, or doing some kind of activity. Get your head out of the clouds, life isn't a Taylor Swift song.
hatepineapple 14
^^^THIS
Egnar 19
That's not true at all - Especially in High School. Everyone has crushes on people they've never talked to or barely talked to. . .People they may have said hi to in class or had a friendly chitchat with on occasion. There is no match for feelings and fantasies built up over weeks and months. . .It just doesn't compete with somebody who may think "you're hot" or may "want to ask you out" but hasn't been living in a fantasy world. Gushing your feelings has a 100% success rate in movies because it's more sappy and gives that "awwwwwww" moment, but, it rarely ever works in the real world.
Egnar 19
Lady; think logically here - Do you think this is a case of two people who hang out often who are ready to take it to the next step? Do you feel like if you gushed your feelings to somebody who hangs out with you often and is a good friend would stare at your boobs and respond with "nice rack"? You need to look at the whole situation. . Not just your situation transposed onto this one.
dudeitsdanny 10
Agreed with Egnar. There's few faster ways to scare off a guy. Letting out your feelings on a guy who doesn't like you yet will lead to a.) you looking like a creeper; b.) you looking like a stalker; c.) him thinking it's a joke; d.) other bad things that come from moving quickly early on. You always ask them on a date, and take things from there: Asking someone out tells them you like them, and gives them a chance to get to know you before deciding if they do, too, or it gives them a nicer way to turn you down.
savagearmz 6
dick
instnt1nfction 17
prick
bellielovie 2
so true
MuchDance90s 0
I agree with Egnar. I've been reading your posts, Egnar, over the past few weeks and, well, you're so insightful and articulate. You always have something interesting to say and, like, I agree with most of it. Plus you're cute. So its hard for me to say this but.... I've totally developed feelings for you. I'm falling for you. Want to go somewhere alone with me, now? That totally wouldn't be creepy and weird at all. Life isn't like a movie, people!!!!!!
zeligtheblessed 0
haha **** Taylor swift
tjsomethin 9
*golf clap*
vlcardenx3 0
Go away .
hottiebrunette 0
also life isn't a long "inspirational speech."
PattisonDaStud 0
yeah, when that happnd to me I give em a good slappin
Egnar 19
Much dance; I'm so glad you shared your feelings with me - Out of the millions of other FML users it must be by pure chance that I have, over time, developed the exact same feelings for you - So long as you have a nice rack we can commence doing whatever they do in Taylor Swift songs.
deekiin 0
hahaha .... Egnar .... epic winning!!
slushyslime 7
lol @ lif isn't a Taylor swift song
hiyourcute 0
I guess he doesn't feel the same way? Maybe you should teach your boobs to talk, that way they can be in a relationship with him and at least you can watch...
tjsomethin 9
Well, is it true?
braveblade74 0
It must really be nice
JesterMarcus 0
Your own fault for thinking ones school/work ethic translates to their mannerisms.
bargarlm 2
even the smart kids like girls with a "nice rack", so I guess this is a good thing..? you like him, he likes your boobs, lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Well, you picked 'im, sweet cheeks.
bowmoq 4
How can that be a FML?!
Yiddo 1
Oh no, FYL cause you got a nice rack