Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.
SpectSelf 0
just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick
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Comments (243)
cptmorgan15 2
When will girls learn guys don't talk about feelings. If you like a person, approach them differently than unloading all your feelings on him and expecting a perfect response. Notice how every FML about telling someone your feelings ends awfully.
ttubear 17
Well, duhhh. It doesn't mean things ALWAYS end terribly. Its just that when it doesn't end "awfully" it's not gonna get posted on FML
cptmorgan15 2
I understand that nobody's going to post a FML if it ends well, but there are so many FML's like this. It makes you think that most situations like this one end poorly. Guess I should've worded it differently.
DjeePee 25
"When will girls learn guys don't talk about feelings." Oh God. Don't act like all men are emotionless couch potatoes with a lack of hygiene and romanticism, constantly farting and burting, spending their day watching **** and sport, whilst their girlfriend is making a sammich for them. Every normal human being has feelings (this includes men) and every normal human being communicates about their feelings.
instnt1nfction 17
I'm an emotionless couch potatoes
cptmorgan15 2
Lol alright Djeepee. I stand corrected. But most guys will not pour their feelings out on someone. Ya we say things about how we feel, but we keep things bottled up more than girls do (with exceptions).
Calyx_fml 22
Yeah but most guys wont spray their feelings all over unsuspecting strangers like OP did. Given that love is to girls what sex is to boys, its like she masturbated all over him. It was rude and disgusting.
CateXOX 0
90- I'm not sure it was quite that bad but I get where you're coming from.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well having boobs never hurt your chances with guys....
hollylollyxoxo 0
see, you thought he was staring into your eyes when he really staring into your "eyes" =P
Wtf91101 3
At least he didn't say "wow your rack is almost as nice as my moms!" Get over it and go on a date.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Well, at least we know the "straight" part is true about OP's crush.
racsistninja 0
cuz we don't have them
skyeyez9 25
Why are guys fascinated with boobies?
HeavyMetalViking 0
Why are girls fascinated with makeup?
skyeyez9 25
I'm serious though. Curious to hear answers from guys as to why. Is it because they jiggle when we run or jump? cause men dont have big boobs so they like them more?
HeavyMetalViking 0
It's passed down since primitive times I guess, same reason as big hips = good for child bearing? Boobies that don't sag = Youthful?
ILoveEggnog 7
Because they are absolutely delicious.
Calyx_fml 22
Read "Sex at Dawn". All will be explained.
MuchDance90s 0
Same reason as hips. Fertility. Boobs = food for the baby. Also, they're feminine. Even the smallest breasts are feminine because they're made from different hormones/tissue. For the most part.
sweetheartslim 0
I don't know but it works for me... I've got 38Ds
Devyn333 16
I don't like makeup.
mikemalk123 0
So you tell this guy your crushing on that he's the love of your life or something like that? He probably didn't know what to say, that's pretty heavy to be laying on someone whom I'm guessing hasn't shown interest in you up to this point?? Have some tact for gods sake, what ever happened to flirting and reading signs to see if someone likes you? Is a guy just supposed to automatically like you because you really have a huge crush on him?
skyeyez9 25
Imo alot of teens today are clueless on subtle cues and body language. They rely on internet and texting for communication vs face to face. You can tell if someone likes you by subtle clues (some they do subconsciously). Interacting with people directly helps you learn and detect these behaviors and physical mannerisms.
kasumii 1
What a jerk. Now get over him.
harbqll 0
Congrats! You've just discovered what thousands of generations of women before you already knew: nice boobs are evolutionarily advantageous for attracting mates. Good to see you're keeping up with the rest of the class.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
What's the problem? Seems like you were successful. At the point of that ice-breaking compliment (as after your self-absorbed 'feelings' diatribe it was probably all crickets and tumble weeds), all you needed to do was a small laugh, grab his hand and lean forward and kiss him.