Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.
SpectSelf 0
just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick
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Comments (243)
bzett 0
Boys these days......SMDH!
melly219 0
he could've said something a lot worse!!!!
dunlap29 0
ur in
Sailor9989 0
I always figured OP stood for Optimis Prime...
rockinroyalty 0
did he say yes to you anyways?
Persephone1001 3
Well physical attraction is the only difference between friendship and a sexual relationship, so why is it bad that he thinks you're hot? Perhaps not the most eloquent phrasing, but straight A students have hormones too, you know...
Jayden933 0
that's a good thing!
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
"Very nice" totally.
missmarquetta 0
I get this compliment all the time :) just take it an be happy haha.
CrazyEminemFan 2
why would you post this as an FML? thats wonderful! congrats