Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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mt21mt 15
Please don't let the size of your **** define who you are; your personality is more important for a long term relationship. This would have sounded like bullshit to me a few years ago, but now, at 28 years old, and dying inside to have my first real girlfriend, I understand it. **** I feel old. But please, don't think you are less valuable as a human being because of your chest size. Please.
TCRII 30
Whenever you think that big breasts must be better than little ones, ask yourself this question. What will a 25 year old woman have between her big **** when she is 80? Answer: Her belly button.
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Dark_Stream 29
Anything more than a mouthful is wasted. -- Frank Zappa
missymaster 16
The last time I went to buy a bra, the sales associate suggested I try the "pre-teen" section because I, too, am less than an A-cup. So I said "F" that and stopped wearing them completely. The only down sides to having such itty bitty ******* is that anything too low cut makes me look like Cruella DeVil, and when I lay down my ribs have more definition than my breasts. My husband loves that I don't wear bras ( and so do my boobs, honestly) and I love not having the pressure points created by underwires and clasps.
vandj8 9
Um, I'm pretty sure you can safely skip wearing a bra, since you basically don't have boobs.
Royally_shunned 15
A flat-chested girl holds you closer to her heart.
Mongo999 9
Hello Darlin'. I've been around a long time, and I'll tell you . . . . there are lots of us guys that LOVE smaller breasts. Be happy with what you have, and find someone that loves you for who you are. Big hugs. M
jediloader 12
When it comes to the size of your boobs, the only person whose opinion should matter is your own. Who cares what guys think, truth be told most guys don't care the size. Don't worry about other women, their opinion doesn't matter and most women don't like something about their boobs anyway much like guys will have something wrong with their manhood. We let society dictate how we "should" feel and that's wrong. Figure out what you truly feel about your chest and go from there
Annasette Ramsey-Green 6
There should be a "sister" size so you can get the right size bra.
cbchawks 14
work on your ass
Valerie Stern 5
I'm the same! Try LulaLu, they come in AAA.
crazycatlady93 6
two words, kierra knightly. she's my idol when it comes to self esteem with my body. as a fellow flat chested female shes shown me that small boobs cant get in the way of her beauty and it can't for me either.