Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML
Today, I got a 15% pay raise. My parents responded by saying, “Congratulations! You can now forget about online shopping packages coming in on a weekly basis and start chipping in for rent and utilities!” FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, my parents said they were cutting me off for saving a kitten's life and wanting to keep it. I am 40 years-old and don't get any money from them. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
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rallets 23
They have acquired my occupation.
karagarren 8
time to move out!
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Comments (188)
jshsmith1995 0
Move out and stop bitching then
MegaTroller_fml 5
Can't have it all.
Lily_lops95 0
I would've felit the sane way I guess
bkkingkeokuk 1
Prolly from the uk this website is from the uk and fyi people from the uk talk different
Sirin_fml 47
FML is from France, and this submission is from Texas.
_Vamp_ 9
I'm not even sure how to respond to the amount of ignorance in your post. I guess I'm just baffled that someone could possess such few brain cells.
GrammaticalNazi 2
You wanna know how 18's braincells are gonna die? Alone.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
83 - Rick Astley, don't give up on him! You promised!
mistersheezy 7
Rent never goes down!!! Just saying!
DDpandaz 0
Because the rent... IS TOO DAM HIGH!
s0m3guy2010 21
Well if you're not going to pay a flat percent of your salary to your parents, you are going to pay a flat percent to your Uncle Sam. Sorry OP. It's a catch 22.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
He has to pay taxes regardless of what his parents want in exchange for being allowed to live at home, LOL.
s0m3guy2010 21
I realize that, but the tax that OP will have to pay on his own house will be a lot higher than what he ever paid his parents. Renting a place might be a different story though.
Calyx_fml 22
We should demand the same of the govt.
hannahcorrine 0
Pack your bags?
Btreasure 8
That'll teach you, you freeloading bastard.
ikickgingers 15
I was 17 when I went to college and never moved back in with my parents. It doesn't mean dp's home life sucked. Maybe he/she wanted independence?
ikickgingers 15
^^This does not belong here. Sorry.
JuggaletteKlown 0
Ew.
Omgpwned1234 0
U mad brah?
JinxosGirl87 0
That "free loading bastard" has the upperhand when it comes to choosing what nursing home the parents live in.
captainbj2 0
If the parents need a nursing home...many live on their own until they pass away now... That idle threat is useless nowadays