Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML
Today, I got a 15% pay raise. My parents responded by saying, “Congratulations! You can now forget about online shopping packages coming in on a weekly basis and start chipping in for rent and utilities!” FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, my parents said they were cutting me off for saving a kitten's life and wanting to keep it. I am 40 years-old and don't get any money from them. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
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Top comments
rallets 23
They have acquired my occupation.
karagarren 8
time to move out!
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Comments (188)
Mannie_G 0
It really depends how old you are. My brothers 28 and still lives with my parents. He's more supported by them then by anything else.
phatdaddy62 23
It sounds like a perfectly reasonable response - you freeloading Bastard!
auddylynne 0
Um I'm pretty sure it's the other way around
Gouryella 0
Lovely way to speak to your child? Do your parents work? Yeah, didnt think so...
GoldenMantis 4
Ah, it's aight, just use sone of your savings for an apartment.
at0micmin3r 23
YDI. They ONLY RAISED you from birth, fed you, clothed, you, consoled you when you had bad dreams... No doubt took care of you when you were sick... No doubt consoled you when you got your heart broken....
Bludmagnus 13
No. That is called unconditional love. He still wants to help out, but it is obvious they are doing more with his money than just the expense of him living there.
rman1114 2
Sucks to be you. And sucks to move out hahahahahaha
RAUN 8
Tell your new landlord that you won't be paying a flat percentage but only what he needs to cover your expenses.
Keniabutt1 5
Lol
haha4554 3
I think it's far to only pay them the money they spend on you and not a dime more.