Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
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I_am_TheSixth 15
Don't worry OP, it herpes. I mean happens. I'm on my way out.
Rozay333 36
No human being is perfect, there's always something, not usually an unsightly and painful STD, but something.. Hope you get yourself checked out/taken care of OP.
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00arak00 11
Like 90 percent of people will get herpes before they are 30. Most only have like a bump or two less obvious than a little sit. Herpes as you think you know it is an abstence scare tactic
00arak00 11
Like 90 percent of people will get herpes before they are 30. Most only have like a bump or two less obvious than a little sit. Herpes as you think you know it is an abstence scare tactic
kowsee 22
Be safe, and it's not a deal breaker, you don't know how he got it firstly and it's treatable (to keep at bay)... definitely a talk you need to have with him none the less, if you think this is a long time relationship :)
creditless 14
take charge of your herpes outbreaks with Valtrex! you'll find that you'll also be able to take up kayaking, hiking and many other outdoor activities u couldn't do before taking Valtrex
kkows25 10
bahaha!!!
the_real_dvd 21
I know people with herpes. The virus is manageable and you can be intimate without contracting it yourself. However, it will affect your sex life and you have to determine whether his other traits outweigh that fact.
Eleora 19
Yep.. that'll do it. Sorry, OP...
ryuuchild 5
Herpes is nothing to worry about. 90% of the entire world population has some form of herpes. Most people carry it but don't even know it, and go their entire life without a flare up. All Herpes does is give you annoying red bumps, but they don't hurt or itch they just look weird. If he had another partner before you he got it from them and never knew it. Also if you had another partner before your new bf you could have already had it and never knew it.
tmj25789 23
Well your first mistake was thinking he was perfect. Nobody is perfect. Everyone has flaws.
00arak00 11
A
the_real_dvd 21
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Justy101 23
Someone say C so that I can respond with "Sorry OP, you can't have the D"
candacewho 4
I mean, yeah, that sucks, but herpes is really just a minor skin affliction and there are multiple ways to prevent the spread. I suggest doing some of your own research. While it might not be great to contract, at least it's not deadly.