Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Top comments
McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
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Comments (132)
theoldGP 0
#21 is right. i guess he'll just be a **** buddy now lol.
pumpkincakes 3
how can he be the love of your life after three months and youve never said you loved him until now ?
eeee93757 0
You expect any sympathy for this? GTFOY
shostakovich 0
#13: [citation needed] And I agree with #21 — love shouldn't be a definitive prerequisite for sex. As for the OP: Unfortunately, that isn't a good sign. He's probably trying to ease you out of a commitment. At least that's how I see it.
FoundManyLemons 0
What #48 said.
nono_fml 0
i think he was joking...
pikachu_fml 0
I agree with 21. some of you need to get off your high horses.
serious1y 0
13 - that's freud. people stopped believing most of what he said 50 years ago 21- saying things like "sex and love have nothing to do with each other anymore" is vile and ignorant. read some facts. when a girl has sex her brain is flooded with oxytocin - the falling-in-love hormone. biologically, she wants to settle down with her lifelong mate who will protect herself and her children. men want to spread their genetic makeup to as many women as possible to ensure the survival of their genes. so while sex and love might be separate for males, they are intimately linked for females. how can you say we are liberating women if everyone's hailing the masculine view of sex??? this postmodern society needs to wake up.
rosierage 0
hun, I know exactly how you feel.
philopastry 0
mate, ive been there. get out now....its basically a way of him saying he doesnt want the commitment.