Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
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Comments (132)
Superman8_fml 0
I love how people use this website to start arguments so they can spew their personal beliefs onto everyone's shoes in the vacinity, all the while not realizing that this website was not meant to serve that purpose. It's here for laughs, take your bullshit elsewhere. oh and when i said love, i meant hate :)
were_giraffe 2
what state is this in? ... um... oy
darkwavegirl 0
i feel your pain, the love of my life said the same thing to me. and also added that having sex with me was like having sex with his 'red- headed step sister' weve been together for 3 years now, now FML
kathryn_noel 0
I understand. Last week I told the guy I'm head over heels for that I like him, to put it blandly. I was 99% sure that he wouldn't like me back. I was right. We'd been having sex with each other for about 9 months. He's my best friend. Now I get to sit back and watch him hook up with other girls and act like it doesn't bother me, while I hopelessly wait for him to grow up out of his party phase and choose me. I've never been more comfortable with another guy in my life. Every action of affection he's shown me, which any other person would expect only a couple to behave like, has all just been in a friendly way. FML.
fcukit 0
he's bitchmade.
DoubleJG 0
HAH! Wow.. that guy seems to be terrible with words. This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George says "I love you" to a girl and she responds with "I know".
24788 7
Get some payback on him! Tell your sister to stay out of your life!!
Zapdemon 0
METAPHORIC INCEST FAIL
Hich17 0
Holy s***, you slept with a guy for 3 months without telling him you loved him?
jmiller253 0
Thts weird to say. Well he does not love u obviously.