Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
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Comments (132)
Vehicle 1
WTF That's bad of him, But why would you put yourself in that position to begin with?
fermata 0
I was in almost the exact same scenario (being called a sister by a guy I was sleeping with for 2 months), except I never said "I love you" and, in retrospect, never did. Also, FYI, this does happen to people of all ages. I was in post-graduate school when it happened to me. But yeah, #32 is pretty much right--when a guy says that it's code for his not wanting commitment and just seeing you as a booty call. Stop doing whatever you're doing with him, don't look back, take a break, rethink your whole love life and interactions with men, and start over.
MD_DILF 4
Or take it for what its worth and keep ******* him until you find some other ****!
El_Oh_El 0
Dump that incestuous b*st*rd.
pudgypaw 0
#5 click on the "you deserved it" button ...i did
Marysenjo 0
i agree with #21 i don't think you have to love someone to have sex. doesn't mean you're a **** O_o and to the OP: i don't think he really meant a sister as in "incest". i think that was his subtle way of telling you he doesn't want a relationship but is happy to f* you. sorry for you :/
fillmyheart028 0
Oh man. I know how THAT goes. Sorry hun, but he's a douche.
sturgis9 0
Ah. I just found out my guy feels the same way. :/
xohcarly 0
wow thats so weird. i told my boyfriend i loved him. and he said to me "i love you too. as a bestfriend or a sister" broke my heart :/
thisismyname_fml 1
If he doesn't return your feelings then he's not "the love of your life". and having a **** buddy doesn't necessarily make you a ****, but here's some advice for the little girls out there: sleeping with a guy is not the guaranteed way to make him date you! 9 times out of 10 if you give it up right away without a commitment he will keep screwing you while he looks for ms. right, who in turn will not want to hook up until after they're actually together.
Floridaguy81 0
lol...