Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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Zandra 0
Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?
llSgtScopell 0
If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha
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5ive 0
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oh my gosh... that has got to suck sorry your life is so fukked up
NoWayLady 13
u shouldve known that u terrible person! did she say yes?
maddieguinn 0
get to know her b4 u propose
forever2life 0
ummm.... not really. I feel bad for the guy, but 3 years and he dosent know her allergies? that should be a question in year 1!!!
hutch66 13
So... did you get the ring back?
je_tdwp 4
Okay am I the only one who thinks these 'creative' proposals never work? Just man up and get on a knee and ask her to marry you.
lolmigosh 15
Walnuts are gross.
yupitssoph 18
You would think that after 3 years he'd know she's allergic to walnuts.
J0HNYR0773N 0
hahahahha what an asshole!!
kayladance101 13
aww OP! i feel bad for you even though you should know what ur girlfriend is allergic too :/
philipino 24
Yeah, bitch shouldn't have choked. She should have x ray vision, like everyone else.
ecilart 0
lol oops?
llSgtScopell 0
If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha
blushinFML 0
yep, you're ******. my condolences.
Zandra 0
Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?
phantomofmusic 0
My thoughts exactly #6.
blahblahblah503 0
that's what I was thinking. it's a sign not to marry if you don't know the basics
alianabento 2
Maybe she didn't know she was allergic and just never ate walnuts
keyofdestiny13 24
Well not everyone knows each other's allergies. I only found out a year ago that this guy I've been really close with for nearly four years is allergic to bees. And not everyone I've dated has known my allergy to root beer.
R3TROxLOV3 32
258, but if you've dated someone for THREE YEARS and are ready to propose to them, you should know their allergies.
addie_Cato0o0 9
I've been for twenty years and just found out I'm alergic to a very common acetaminophen
wolprut 0
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You are a moron. # years and not knowing of het condition. Stupid. And also: what's with the marriage. Jezus.
Inspired22 11
I second #6...food allergies are pretty serious. You would think you'd know about that by now... But it's not like it was on purpose. If she loves you, and if she understand that you're human and humans make mistakes, she'll forgive you and just say "Wow, that was a really horrible situation! But won't it make a great story to tell our kids!"
iLIAMMM 0
Smooth kid, smooth. on the brightside, if she says yes after all that then she really loves you.
ponu 0
How dumb is your gf to not recognize or check for walnuts? You two deserve each other.
jessmarie555 1
because see asumed he would know & she wouldnt have to check. stupid