Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
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Comments (132)
Carribu 0
you know what they say... incest is wincest
Marysenjo 0
i agree with #61 - maybe that's what happens in our brains, but i've already had sex just for fun and i remember CLEARLY that i did not want to have children with the guy. i just wanted sex, that's all. so don't generalize.
mrainec 0
maybe he meant to say that he loves you a lot. Sometimes people goof up their words!
F_Your_Lives 0
Do you by any chance live in Alabama?
tannenbaum 0
If I have to spend the rest of my life with a guy, I would much rather have that relationship based on friendship than on romantic feelings. Romance passes but friendship lasts. Of course sex would/could be part of the deal. I would not be offended if a guy told me he loves me like his sister. Unless of course he hates his sister or does mean to say that he doesn't want sex. But I don't think it's bad per se.
Newtons_Cradle 0
hahaha 15! That's very true!
i_says 0
This is dumb. He probably just ment that he loves you a lot, as much as a family member. you're just really stupid to make the jump to incest, unless there is something else you're not telling us, like you caught him banging his sister or something. in some cultures, saying something like that would be considered a huge compliment and would mean he was very serious about you.
maiden_girl 5
His "sister" with benefits? Haha. Wow. That just sucks tho. I think you should've explained to him that your feelings run deeper than just simply being friends or sex buddies.
megsor 0
my ex told me the same thing, lol, then broke up with me, lol.
twilightgirl21 0
that is sick and twisted. Good luck to both of you. break up. that is wrong. he is using you if he only loves you like a sister. why would you sleep with him.