Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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nikolasburns 4
That is kind of cute to be honest
Moopster 16
Before you act on the 'you need a new boyfriend' comments, mayhaps it is wise asking him what it exactly is that bugs him. This way you might work something out! Good luck OP!
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Comments (50)
kikzermeizer 7
That's pretty adorable haha. The reason I think my honey is the one is because I still want him around me even when he bothers me. I agree and also feel it fits lol
candyndanny 10
i think its hilarious...i told my hubby too cuz its something he would say to me hahaha
ajf033 1
My husband calls me bug, and it is because I bug him. However, it has turned into his pet name for me now. People always looked confused when we are out in public and he calls me bug.
AnadiaRose 7
I honestly think thats adorable! however my realtionship with my boyfriend is about who can find the better insult. my pet name for him is dork.
bobthenob 14
I call my girlfriend thrushie cos shes an irritating twat
Alcenta 8
That guy is a keeper!!
pamann 6
That's what my mom called me as a kid... I could see the same reasoning being accurate.