Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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nikolasburns 4
That is kind of cute to be honest
Moopster 16
Before you act on the 'you need a new boyfriend' comments, mayhaps it is wise asking him what it exactly is that bugs him. This way you might work something out! Good luck OP!
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Comments (50)
amh87 11
haha my husband and i call each other that for a different reason but i think this response is funny from him.
mandylove101 3
lmfao my bf and me
Ultrimanius 16
no
in_ya_mouth69 7
My girlfriend bugs the shit outta me and she knows it I still love her to death and wouldn't trade her for the world. my point is maybe how he meant it isnt what you think he could have been joking or anything like that etc
ZeraNatsumi 8
So not an fml. thats cute as ****. Youre always ganna bug your SO. its always random shit. But if he loves you enough to deal with em then thats some real shit right there.
faeryofshalott 25
This sounds like something my husband would say. Of course it would be followed up with a kiss and comparing me to the cat (of who bugs him the most).
martin1022 3
my fiance calls me his little chicken nugget... clearly he has some emotions towards food he needs to work out lol
SamanthaB243 22
That's kind of cute in a funny way!
spinster5 17
I wish I had a boyfriend to complain about.
hiscrazygirl2014 7
if you didn't "bug" him it isn't truly love....might have to use this one for those moments I love him even when he is bugging me xoxo
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, this is adorable.