Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
Sounds like a good friend. Move on.
FYLDeep 26
Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.
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Comments (59)
xundria 5
Sounds like a good friend. Move on.
liindsey 25
agreed. if someone is going to be an ass like that, you don't really need them in your life.
moosemonkey1000 6
BURN!!!!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op that sucks :( That's why I don't message "friends" more than twice if they don't reply... But I don't have any real friends....
Daileyyy 0
what friend?
theannonymousone 0
If you wanna talk, #12, hit me up at [email protected]. Just say hi. :)
theannonymousone 0
You too OP.
MoniV6661 0
Awh. :/
terranada 3
this is why I delete ppl from my IM list every year or so. especially if we weren't that close to begin with
mamamiaaa_fml 12
wow. hmmmph. don't worry about it. if you haven't talked to this person in two years it should be no sweat to just delete them.
sassyangel24 0
that sucks!
purplecowchik 5
Yes it does! Looks like someone framed you!
KelceyLoves 0
Every time I send a message I am scared they will respond with this. Luckily they haven't yet! Haha.
lmfao1643 3
Yeaa
tj41567 0
ouch
lexi365 20
just move on...
FYLDeep 26
Hint, hint, he wants you to burn down his house. Hint, hint, hint.
smokeymcpottt 3
He's a leprechaun!??
CaptSkippy 9
after he jollyranchers his cars, eggs the frame, keys it, and slashes! now how are they going to escape?
username5000 0
Awwwww :(
a_girl_i_know 0
maybe he should have deleted you from his instant messaging....
griffin4 0
LOSER!
Euphemism 0
Blocked, would be better. So the op would had never felt the pain.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
your fml makes no sense. you say you haven't talked to him in 2 years but really what you've been doing is talking to him and getting no reply. Jesus you sound annoying. next time stop if he doesn't reply after the 3rd convo.
cdcapn 0
agreed
mush_room 0
So very true.
datkid117 13
He hasn't responded to any of your messages in over a year you say? I'm wondering why you would still consider him a "friend".
Juanereto1 0
She said"haven't talked"not hasn't responded
Juanereto1 0
My bad didn't instant your post