Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Top comments
DrDilllonReese 12
I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...
123amanda123 14
that is a visual I could have lived without ...
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Comments (268)
arthur1998_fml 0
i dont wanna vote cus there are 9969 votes...
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
How are you getting some if your that fat?
afrantoremember 0
You need to keep him forever if hes willing to do that
randi8907 3
these people posting are ignorant idiots.... go get a life people... remember while ur pointing a finger....4 more r pointing at u.
acanedo 17
said the other overweight person. calm down
iPhonesha 1
Lmfaoooooo
froufrou7 3
Consider yourself lucky to have a boyfriend fatty.
pretty_girl23 0
That's nasty .... if I was him I wouldn't even try to have sex with u
daisydukes21 11
Gross
jaystreet46 4
Gross dude
bruschettagirl 8
At least you're getting some! I'm a 21 yr old virgin.