Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
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Erindub 0
So you lay there and let the jackasses take pics but once you get rescued kick their asses and throw their cameras into the hole. Problem solved!
perdix 31
They always wanted a picture of a Hole in One. How did you fall into the hole, 'hole?
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Comments (52)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Who calls the fire department for somebody stuck in a hole? Also, no firefighter would laugh at that. It's completely unprofessional and most likely against their rules and/or codes. Oh, and why would firefighters bring their cells phones or cameras (which would be needed to take the pictures)? No reason at all to have a camera, and no cell phones would be needed because firefighters communicate via 2-way radio and, for volunteer firefighters, pagers/beepers.
Erindub 0
People read into FML wwwwwaaaaaayyyy to hard. Its fake because firefighters wouldn't carry their cell phones? Really? At my job sometimes I have a walkie talkie and something called a wireless clear-com (which is another form of communication sort of like a walkie) on me but you better believe my cell phones right in my pocket at all times. Its likely they have their phones on them too. Who doesn't nowadays?
Efilyn 0
That sucks for you. Why would the firemen laugh? That's really mean...doesn't show a very good example for little kids who want to be fire fighters. Maybe they'll turn out mean. FYL definitely.
CatherineARE 0
can the firemen forward the pic's
perdix 31
Is this Jessica McClure? It was quite dramatic when you fell down the well the first time as a little baby, but now that you are a middle-aged, washout crystal meth addict, it's just plain sad. So sad we have to laugh.
hazardharry 0
That is illegal, you need to press charges.
alwaysalady 0
why was there a giant mystery hole in your back yard anyways?
Cristaderzi 0
With Firefighters and Ambulance drivers I From experience dont doubt anything that they would point out and laugh at etc. They routineley clown Trans folks from what I have seen! Thats life I reckon! Oh and leaves,brush etc may have covered up this hole! Its possible eh...
Flutist 3
your mom was trying to bury you alive. Sorry. Its just the way the cookie crumbles.
macknumber307 0
This fml is a lie. Firefighters would get you out of the hole before they lauged at you. :)