WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
femmr
Leusden, Netherlands
Brutal
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Not John, Paul, George or Ringo
Tacoma, United States
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Larz
Canada
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
___Ruby_____
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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ash0158 15
How....
mojobanks 8
Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.
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Comments (52)
Likian5 26
You must be one hard mofo if you're comfortable enough to fall asleep with a hot-ass curling iron hovering an inch from your face.
man_in_black08 28
Like a boss!
acommonman 23
perhaps spuds attract studs?
ValVee92 19
What the...
UhHuhHoney 20
I'm sorry, but how in the world does one "fall asleep" doing their hair? Please, give an update with further details.
doctorhook86 25
#16: I've fallen asleep watching someone else do their hair. It's quite boring, actually.
thesefadingscars 10
That's... Not the same thing at all. I've fallen asleep watching other people play sports, but fairly certain no one would take a nap in the middle of a ball game.
doctorhook86 25
#41: Challenge accepted.
buckdharma 38
Add bacon bits and sour cream and you'll be one hot potato.
bluebluhblou 15
if your hair was a bit oily previously, Its more in the french fries category. fried hair....what a horrible situation.
gerardtheneko 12
Potatoes are pretty cool :3 don't worry about it
Ozzien 26
I was really hoping OP's name would be 'couch potato' XD
doubleofuck 20
Hopefully you're a hot potato