WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
femmr
Leusden, Netherlands
Brutal
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Not John, Paul, George or Ringo
Tacoma, United States
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Larz
Canada
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
___Ruby_____
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Top comments
ash0158 15
How....
mojobanks 8
Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.
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Comments (52)
ash0158 15
How....
Makifun 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
With hair curlers... Ya know those things you picture old ladies use from like 80yrs ago? People still use them.
grouper 10
I'm assuming that #1 meant "how did you fall asleep using a curling iron?" Some people these days...
doctorhook86 25
#19: It takes severe congenital birth defects and a lifetime of poor eating habits to look like a Potatohead, so I'm not sure why OP is trying to blame her curling iron.
MurkwoodForest 24
Narcolepsy maybe?
russfml 31
I don't know why you were down voted, it quite possibly could be a case of narcolepsy
ZachHatesPeople 22
You should consider going to bed earlier... ydi
thatsavagecat 12
How in the hell do you fall asleep curling your bangs? Hahaha
brunettegirl224 4
leave in hair curlers
mojobanks 8
Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.
starile 20
Fell asleep while mowing the lawn. Now I look like abstract art.
phantomofmind 14
Mrs. Potato head is pretty damn sexy. Work it girl
Just_A_Tree 20
I just hope OP has Mrs. Potato head's accessories. Her hat isn't a top choice, but it's something.
jazzy_123 20
I can't imagine how this happened haha. obviously you weren't using a curling iron or you would have melted your face off, and if you used a roller, your hair SHOULD look nice and voluminous. sorry OP, I guess you're just going to have to comb for ages until it looks nice :)
accidentalsheep 24
Chances are that she WAS using some sort of heating tool if it took of some of her hair...
Bloink 25
potato fashion is what's hot nowadays
BlindlyWandering 17
"Hot potato fashion". lol
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Haute potato.
xninix_fml 36
Maybe you'll find your mr. potato head this way op c:
kirbs19 37
Dating ad reads "seeking a male potato"
RobinGoodfellow 47
Don't approach children if you value your nose, eyes, etc.