WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
femmr
Leusden, Netherlands
Brutal
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Not John, Paul, George or Ringo
Tacoma, United States
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Larz
Canada
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
___Ruby_____
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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ash0158 15
How....
mojobanks 8
Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.
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Comments (52)
lakers101 7
I had to look up a picture of mrs potato head. My childhood is officially over.
Twisted_Angel 17
Unfortunately, you can't just reach into your ass and pull out a new hair style like Mrs. Potatohead can. Sorry OP, that really sucks.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
How did you fall asleep?
Fmlreadermostly 20
Exhausted? If not, you seriously should see a doctor. Randomly falling asleep is called narcolepsy. It is very dangerous.
Whoop_whoop 17
ha ha ha you should have loaded the pic
Tripitaka 21
Just...Please, tell me HOW?
Tessa_11 19
You should go to sleep and rest for a while >.< I'm sorry!!
PePziNL 20
Well better to fall asleep curling your bangs then while banging your curls... Uuuh
kaylabooluvsu 5
just wear a hat lol
MrBean123 4
???