WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
femmr
Leusden, Netherlands
Brutal
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Not John, Paul, George or Ringo
Tacoma, United States
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Larz
Canada
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
___Ruby_____
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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ash0158 15
How....
mojobanks 8
Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.
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Comments (52)
MrBean123 4
how does that even happen?? and how do you still have bangs to look like mrs potato??? shouldn't they be burnt off?? your FML just collapsed on itself...
dazdisko1 7
Why is everyone assuming she used an iron she probably put rollers in her hair
rockydify 22
Curling your bangs? You mean like that 90s hairstyle? Is that back in fashion?
maddieex 14
YDI for having bangs.
nialls_girl 13
"It was only 2 times!" -Baby Momma
nipbiff 3
I don't even understand how this happened.
futuremisty 12
but how do you fall asleep