Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
MyLifeIsWierd 12
I miss naptime
llama612 27
How irresponsible can you be. Your suppose to be watching these kids and making sure they don't get hurt and what not. Your lucky all you woke up with was a dick drawn on your face. Also even if it was nap time the teacher shouldn't be sleeping they get paid to look after these kids. The OP is lucky they didn't get fired.
fireysaje 10
Ever thought that she may not have had a class at the time and it wasn't necessarily a student? I'm guessing she included her profession because Sharpie is hard to take off, especially on the sensitive skin of your face, thus causing her to display a drawing of a dick to her entire kindergarten class.
llama612 27
The way OP made it sound was they fell asleep around these kids and one of them drew on OP. Also their name kind of makes ya think the same since they put it as Fingkids so OP obviously blames the kids leading to a logical assumption that OP was asleep while around the kids which makes OP irresponsible for being asleep around young children when they're suppose to be watching them since that's their job.
martin_martian7 11
I don't blame them....
PipingMouse 14
....I blame their parents...
darlingdollie 24
So, their rocket ships need a little work. They're only kindergarteners, not artists..
BunchieRules 31
Good one. Apparently, the kids wrote the word "Penis" on OP's head, and not an actual penis. I was also confused by this at first.
mintcar 10
You're lucky that's all they drew. Kids and Sharpies are a bad combination.
sharksfan48 13
What the **** do you teach your kids? And why the **** would you sleep at work?
B3Y0ND 3
Woah, cool your jets. No need to drop the F-bomb so many times...
sharksfan48 13
Sorry, I didn't realize that im not allowed to comment. The whole point is that its my comment and if I want to say POTATO as many times as I want, I'll say it. Negative votes COME AT ME
Haskins54 4
Coolest kindergarten class ever
htownpostman 16
I'd like to see how you plan on taking corrective action on this one.. Explain why you were sleeping!
AholeCop 11
They're only in kindergarten, they probably had to trace it.
RedPillSucks 33
This brings about a bad image of a kid, sharpie and tracing paper in hand, and his dick laying on the teachers face...
softpaws 17
You shouldnt be sleeping in a class filled with 5 year olds! But atleast they know how to spell.. :p
nickolascronk 3
Spell?