Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Top comments
_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
misterjez 15
And teachers want to be paid more?! Going on strike and making demands... HA!
nightowl713 25
Just because ONE teacher messed up, doesn't mean all teachers are bad. Teachers do deserve more pay. They are the reason you even know how to form that sentence you just posted. Teaching is an exhausting and very trying responsibility. They deserve way more credit than you are giving them!
avatar0810 15
I never had nap time so I wouldn't know.
DinoChicken 3
Sweet kids you got there! :D
meow1887 2
What a stupi bloody teacher OP shouldn't even have a job after this should be fired
DivineSunshine 1
I am shocked you have a job. If my child were in your class a penis drawing on your face would be the least of your concerns.
Spazz420 7
Don't blame the kids when you are a shitty teacher. Your name shouldn't be FingKids it should be NowUnemployedForSleeping at work.
cjhons 16
No OP, FYL the next time you fall asleep and one of your students goes missing! Great job there, hope you don't have tenure
shawnagreenbean1 9
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That is all I have to say on the matter.
day624 14
YDI for sleeping when you should have been watching the kids!
laden_swallow09 35
67- If that's true - which I doubt - it's borderline abuse.