Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Top comments
_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
hateevryone 15
Kids are smart these days.
Rawrrcx 0
How'd you go to sleep in the first place? Kindergardeners are loud as can be!
mrx8700 1
What kind of asshole falls asleep when they have a class full of kids. Enjoy your benefits bitch!
vbmg152 19
YDI!!! It's always a good idea to leave 4 & 5 yr olds unsupervised, right? Idiot! I hope you get fired!
mollyjynxjax 28
How do you know there wasn't a teachers aid or that it wasn't nap time?
Betterthink4 6
Children these days. Smh
coolbrony12 3
Kids these days... And apparently teachers.
lillost93 5
Kids these days...
Chibitalia180 6
When I was in kindergarden we didn't have naps. We learned math, reading, and writing. When I was in preschool we didn't have naptime either.
iLoofah 1
What the hell were you doing sleeping at work while in charge of other peoples 5 year olds?! I don't have children and I'm still kind of pissed off by this. You deserved the penis on your face, you need to wake up and be present with the kids in your care or leave your job for something a little more relaxed.
MrHappybottms 6
There is a little thing called "nap time" where the kids dal asleep, plus you know nothing in this persons life. Stop being a retarded dick
Calebin0 2
Mushroom stamp?