Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Top comments
_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
iMandyx3 5
Take that bitch! o.o
loccsta83 5
Those are awesome kids.
Gemini_Jordan 0
piece of shit people like you are the reason so many kids are home schooled! get your shit together & be an adult!
maybso 0
well maybe another teacher seen you asleep an drew it for not doing your job!!!
livestrong2109 1
She most likely feel asleep durning nap time. You have to lay there and stair down certain student or else the stay awake. My boss had to wake me up once also.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Ummmm.... Wtf are u doing sleeping with 5/6 year olds around anyways.... FIRED!
krs7g4 8
How the hell did you fall asleep in your classroom?
pickleblossom27 0
**** your students' lives. it sounds to me like you're a terrible teacher. If you're that tired, you should hire a sub and go on. Think about your responsibilty. And the repercussions that could occur.
leydia 10
It might of been one of the older students at your school. Perhaps one of your students brothers? Otherwise, maybe a coworker who thought it would make a funny joke. Kindergarteners don't even know how to color within the lines.
doglover100 29
Why were you sleeping?