Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
and here I was, thinking concrete was soft...
Michaelsgirl04 9
aw I feel for you op. CT scans suck without being hit in the head repeatedly
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Comments (88)
Cad6 24
Two For Two.
Kibaruto 33
One lump, or two eh?
Demonfish 14
I pictured wily coyote in hospital when I read this....
DocBastard 40
OP: Nurse? Can I have some pain medicine? Nurse: *BONK* Bitch, I told you to wait! I'm on break!
Trisha_aus 15
It was her day off work n she was drunk
xxmckenzierae 5
Lol I love this
ronski 41
Unlucky!!
I_heart_sex 1
Gotta make sure you are really hurt.
Zachthejoker 10
Well if you weren't damaged after hitting the concrete, then you can blame the nurse with the pole
SexyHindu 2
Wtf is wrong with people ?? People clicked "You Deserved It"... How the hell does anyone deserve that ??
THE_A_TEEN 28
They're assholes who click YDI for no reason or activate their (bullshit)Captain Hindsight powers and blame OP for not noticing anything earlier.
HighasaCloud 46
OP deserves it for going to the emergency room for hitting his head. What a pussy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
He hit his head on CEMENT! That could give brain damage, a fractured skull, needing surgery, etc. I can tell by your comment that you were dropped as a baby on hard cement. How's life?
KM96 24
Nurse in training?