Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
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Drigr 9
and here I was, thinking concrete was soft...
Michaelsgirl04 9
aw I feel for you op. CT scans suck without being hit in the head repeatedly
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Comments (88)
pagullarka 9
Did any of that knock any sense in you
alycion 39
I love clumsy nurses. When I was waking up from having my gall bladder removed the nursed leaned over to check something before giving my pain meds. She managed to full force elbow me in the incision. Feel better soon op.
Jaoriprilj 17
Fractured my ankle when I was a kid, so once I was in the hospital, (on the exame "table") I wasn't allowed to get up to pee. So, when I was done using the "bottle" thing, I handed it to the nurse who proceeded to dump the whole thing on my lap. I think it would have felt far less gross if I had just pissed my pants, instead.
CaptainNaaws 0
"Hard concrete" You don't say?
reneetlovesyou 30
As opposed to soft concrete.
hateevryone 15
How did you manage to hit your head anyway?
pexy_fml 16
So what…that is part of the scan procedure
Psycho_Babydoll 26
..As opposed to soft concrete? Which I guess would be cement... either one wouldn't be fun you know.
worldclassrager 41
double head injury means double headache...just hope no little kids are screaming when you have a clean bill of health...
InuwindoW 13
Never heard of "soft concrete" before!?!?
gladothepa11 3
That must have been a terrible accident