Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
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Drigr 9
and here I was, thinking concrete was soft...
Michaelsgirl04 9
aw I feel for you op. CT scans suck without being hit in the head repeatedly
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Comments (88)
Smokindevil 9
Damn
Kyzahhh 7
that's why I have soft concrete around my house
French_Toast_fml 3
Why must everyone continue to make stupid first comments?
fgsuperman 20
I guess making stupid first comments is just a primal biological urge.
SkoomaKi 28
#15 - Without stupid comments, who would we make fun of? This is the food chain of FML: 1 - DocBastard 2 - Grammar Nazis 3 - Spelling Nazis 4- People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". 5 - Assholes 6 - Dumbasses 7 - Derp 8 - Racists 9 - People who say "first". 10 - People who say one liners like "lame", "stupid" or "idiot". 11 - People showing their body off in profile pictures.
Cad6 24
SkoomaKi - You forgot about the suck-ups. I'd say they're somewhere in the middle.
fgsuperman 20
#29 - Yeah, I totally agree with you. Suck-ups are the worst. You're absolutely right.
Jakesterk96 8
#1 comment of the year?
I_lost_the_game 25
30- aren't you sucking up to 29?
fgsuperman 20
That was the point. Probably too subtle.
dogpup4 23
It wasn't too subtle, a lot of people on this site are just idiots.
Demonfish 14
26- you also forgot noobs, like me! :{P
xoconnie 8
what a jerk!!! hope ur head feels better
xoconnie 8
37- the knicks are going to take down the heat. prepare to lose bro.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know, we don't care #56. It's FML, not the NBA.
Klug_fml 7
Where's Perdix in this food chain?
Faelwyn 3
And where the hell are the mods? They rule these lands with their iron fists. They should be at the top.
xoconnie 8
why was my comment moderated for saying the knicks are going to take down the heat? bad loss today for us though, carmelo was ice cold. we'll get em monday!!!!!!
RogueWarrior869 23
I loled at your comment, literally. Thank you for the laugh.XD
Michaelsgirl04 9
aw I feel for you op. CT scans suck without being hit in the head repeatedly
Tsunami87 17
Yes, we know because we've all been hit inside our heads.
laurenobrien 4
OP obviously mean on the head, so just go away lol
Tsunami87 17
12, 16 - I was commenting on the malapropism which I found funny. Not all of us can have the same sense of humour!
Eila1996 5
Stupid comment above.
Cad6 24
This is why you hit Tails, not Heads. And plus, tails never fails.
williamh327 5
Was the nurse hot? That is the real question
Tsunami87 17
Wow being hit "in" your head and still being able to write an fml is impressive! You are a miracle of medical science.
beantownEMT 6
And you're a douche.
Teabubbles 8
If you cant say anything smart or funny, then dont bother commenting at all.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Typo, dumbass.
therealslim 15
44- the sad thing is, 3 thought their comment was both smart and funny.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wow, given the choice of taking home the placenta or you, your mum chose you even though she thought you were the placenta. It's a miracle...
Tsunami87 17
Lol you guys are so harsh. Lighten up and enjoy life a little! 57 - you're a douche for insulting someone's mom.
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sue :D
The_Hitdude 12
*Pulls Willy Wonka pose* Tell me more about this lawsuit...
llamafish 25
Why? It's not like they got called a pansy by the nurse.
howdeedoo 22
You should only sue if it actually caused serious damage. For all you know, she might have only given OP a bruise.
car8o8line 5
I just thumbed u down becuz ur profile pic is Justin bieber
llamafish 25
I just thumbed you down because you're too lazy to type out proper words.
Klug_fml 7
Aren't concussions just great?
Tyger44 1
Lol ur prof pic goes with ur comment
Drigr 9
and here I was, thinking concrete was soft...
superswagbro 7
I thought that too.
ClassyCommando 13
It is soft, before it sets.
icrest80 4
The irony of getting hurt in a health facility....
yumyumpoptart 16
*sheldon cooper laugh*
laurenobrien 4
Ouch I thought hospitals were supposed to be safe
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah those high voltage defibrillators, pin-sharp syringes, scalpels and all those drugs. You'd think it be really safe. You're only safe behind those small curtain-surrounded cubicle.
rast262 5
So many sick people there...
ClosetTroll 10
Sod's law, huh?
KeyboardMe 2
Murphy's law? Or does that not apply here?
Llamassss 21
Murphy's law applies to everything.
GoingToBeAPilot1 6
Hit me in the head, hit me ON the head. Personally I don't mind either, so you know calm your farms over one word.