Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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d101_fml 0
This is the reason why I dislike major cities such as London, Paris and so on where people really could not care less about individuals.
mekeskidi_fml 0
This happens in any country except Singapore. You should go to the police, they recorded everything with street cams.
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Comments (116)
Cristaderzi 0
This happens EVERYWHERE! Its urban life. Fyl though. Next time carry a backpack so that its harder to get off you. And Money ID etc goes in your Shoe Bra etc.
Cristaderzi 0
Plus really no one cares about but you You are YOUR respnsibility and people die ALL rhe time its no biggie. If your that prone to illnes stay home Cause Its not just Singapore it San Francisco,NYC,EVERYWHERE... I still feel for ya though
cleankel 0
I really feel for you and i sincerely hope you're feeling better now! However, what i would like to say is that Singapore is not that bad a place! To judge Singapore just by simply a few encounters with unfriendly/inconsiderate Singaporeans is unfair to her other citizens! I do admit that i see inconsiderate Singaporeans everyday but we should not over generalise and leave out the good citizens of Singapore. I've fainted at the bus stop once and people came forward to help me. Same goes for my friend who fainted in the train. There are friendly Singaporeans out there and i really hope that people will not have the misconceptions about Singapore being unfriendly and selfish. I am proud to be a Singaporean no matter what. I'm really sorry for what happened to you but don't lose faith in your own country! Get better soon! (:
Lokies 0
OH WELL. That's the REAL Singapore for all you 'delusionized' people!
Lokies 0
AH quit the apologies. I've lived in Singapore all my life.
noshitsherlock 0
WOW, that really sucks. I fainted at a club once during the summer, due to dehydration. Luckily, nobody stole anything and nobody assaulted me. (I was on the ground, on my back, with my eyes clothes, but it was like my mind was still awake for most of it - it was bizarre). People lifted my head off the ground, helped me up, and guided me to a seat to recover. AND this was in a shady part of LA!
armywife247 0
didnt realize how many people have lived in singapore till this OP came about her fml... and #63... eyes clothed? did you blindfold yourself? cuz that would explain why you fell over in a club. shouldnt be walkin blind:) lol
satanstoystore 0
because bad things could happen weare absolved from having to be decent human beings? god i hope those folks go to hell.
sawfanatic 0
Sad. But it happens everyday.
Karephre 0
have you been to 6 street in Austin. You can find a few on the ground there