Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
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d101_fml 0
This is the reason why I dislike major cities such as London, Paris and so on where people really could not care less about individuals.
mekeskidi_fml 0
This happens in any country except Singapore. You should go to the police, they recorded everything with street cams.
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Comments (116)
cheapsheep_fml 0
what has the world come to? can't someone call 911 or whatever the number is for that country?
ik_im_not_funny 0
My friends often drug me with rufies too, I feel your pain. Eventually you get used to it though, but now I can't sit normal and I walk with a limp. I know it's all in good fun though.
ik_im_not_funny 0
But seriously though that sucks. Studies show that people are less likely to help if more people are around because they assume someone else will take responsability. Assuming you went to the doctor to find out if any serious health problems were occuring, I would still move to a less populated area where people tend to be friendlier. That way if it does happen again you can expect help and get the attention you need.
Light_Ty 0
=/ What has society come to? People in big groups just seem to be more dangerous than smaller groups of people if something happens.
fmydumbbrother 0
OMFG THAT TOTALLY SUCKS POOR YOU
royboh 0
The concept of diffused sense of responsibility in crowds explains this well enough.
Natatat 0
Me and my friend did something like this, my friend pretended to fall and hit his head he stayed there for 5 whole minuets and NO one helped him up. People are ******* awful, out society is shit.
ik_im_not_funny 0
maybe its not the people who are awful, maybe its your friend's acting thats awful and nobody fell for yor act.
atomicmrpelly 2
Wow. That's probably the first time I'ver ever read anything on FML that actually warranted the phrase **** My Life!!! FYL!
Mish_fml 0
Wow that really DOES suck. :/ I hope you're okay, and that you don't experience identity theft! ♥
foryoublue94 0
what the hell, man?